On Monday, I was left without a power cord and having been deprived of power, was completely unable to take the time to post the comments on my most recent porn find at the DI. The little paper back of Adventures in a Puritan Cult is classic Victorian porn with the odd twist of being based in a puritan-istic religious group on the American frontier.
The religion is never actually specified and has at various times elements of Mennonites, Shakers, Amish, Jehovah Witnesses and of course, Mormons and polygamy. Ironically, despite the title, no mention is actually made of the "Puritans" of Pilgrim fame.
The book is based on the diary of Leni, the daughter of Tilly and as a piece of porn is wonderfully seated on "plain oak pews . . . hard as a miser's heart."
The story starts out with a Preface explaining the strict religious community, devoid of sexual sin and in sharp contrast to the Sodom and Gomorrah cities of the East Coast (Boston and New York?). The book starts out with a very adamant acknowledgment of the patriarchal prerogative: "Early in the history of our country, when men breathed freely, and women breathed, if at all, by the divine permission of men."
The strict religious tone coupled with patriarchal humbuggery makes what happens in Chapter 1 all the more unexpected, but hey, this is PORN to DI for. The first chapter includes a description of a cock with balls the size of coconuts, fellatio, and dangerous biting of the male genitals. If that weren't enough we have a little education lesson with Tilly teaching her daughter Leni, the joys of mutual masturbation in a lesbian incest fest.
I'm just so glad that Leni listened to the prophet and kept a detailed journal of her life, even if it had just been Chapter 1, but praise Jesus, we have 11 total Chapters to look forward to -- if only she had been more faithful and diligent. Of course, I think it was Leni's squirting orgasm, not the still small voice, that made her feel like the "most sprightly and cheerful elf in the Kingdom." I've got a real testimony of the importance of maintaining a journal. Living prophets have added the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt journal.
The religion is never actually specified and has at various times elements of Mennonites, Shakers, Amish, Jehovah Witnesses and of course, Mormons and polygamy. Ironically, despite the title, no mention is actually made of the "Puritans" of Pilgrim fame.
The book is based on the diary of Leni, the daughter of Tilly and as a piece of porn is wonderfully seated on "plain oak pews . . . hard as a miser's heart."
The story starts out with a Preface explaining the strict religious community, devoid of sexual sin and in sharp contrast to the Sodom and Gomorrah cities of the East Coast (Boston and New York?). The book starts out with a very adamant acknowledgment of the patriarchal prerogative: "Early in the history of our country, when men breathed freely, and women breathed, if at all, by the divine permission of men."
The strict religious tone coupled with patriarchal humbuggery makes what happens in Chapter 1 all the more unexpected, but hey, this is PORN to DI for. The first chapter includes a description of a cock with balls the size of coconuts, fellatio, and dangerous biting of the male genitals. If that weren't enough we have a little education lesson with Tilly teaching her daughter Leni, the joys of mutual masturbation in a lesbian incest fest.
I'm just so glad that Leni listened to the prophet and kept a detailed journal of her life, even if it had just been Chapter 1, but praise Jesus, we have 11 total Chapters to look forward to -- if only she had been more faithful and diligent. Of course, I think it was Leni's squirting orgasm, not the still small voice, that made her feel like the "most sprightly and cheerful elf in the Kingdom." I've got a real testimony of the importance of maintaining a journal. Living prophets have added the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt journal.
I'm doing my part even now, putting my blog on line so that my posterity can understands that the depths my faith has taken me. I love it when I can get in deep -- how else do you escape a Puritan Cult?
3 comments:
You are a great writer, my friend.
Love the phrase, "squirting orgasm"!!! After reading this, I need some private time! :)
Here's to balls deep and squirting orgasms.
Wonderful writing, Wanker!
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